A poem about breakfast by our own Parker Whitney
Filed under: Community Support, In The News, Independents Hall, coworkers
After having his “day saved” by member Chris Dawson, who provided him with a breakfast croissant after he skipped breakfast, our illustrious office manager Parker wrote this piece thanking him. It was too creative not to share.
When’s the last time someone thanked you for a casual gesture with something this thoughtful?
PRAISE YE, O PATRON SAINT OF THE LOST BREAKFAST!
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I arose in a flash this forlorn morn.
No time for food.
No time for porn.
I hath trodden to work, devoid of breakfast.
Now ye have checked this off my checklist.
I’d like to thank ye for what ye…’ve done.
I most assuredly owe ye one.
Parker
